“Sad story”
1 larka raat k 3baje Sarak se guzer raha tha
k us se ik Aurat ne lift mangi Usne usy bitha
liya, wo bike chalane laga usne thora agge ja
kar pichey Aurat ko dekha to wo ek churail thi
wo dar gaya.
Usne bachpan main sun rakha tha k koi churail
nazar ae to apne kapre utar do usne bike roki
or foran kapre utar diye.
Phir
Phir kiya Churail ne hans kr apne mou se mask
utara andar
“GUL KHAN” tha.
bus phir
Dagha rora Pista Wai Wai.
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**Budha Budhi Ki Kahani**
1 budha
aya 7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
2NU ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waitr sharmaya or
usne farmaya Ai Laila Majnu
k Maa Baap Tm dono me itna
pyar ha to khana 1 sath Q ni khaya?
Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek ha
Par humare pas Danto ka set sirf 1 ha.;-)
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***SUBHA BAKHAIR.***
**_Story_**
1 Naik admi Jis ki Adat thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko SALAM Krta tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay Galiyan
Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski beti se meri setting hai yar.
Moral: Har msg Islami nhi hota..
Ghor se prhne ka shukria
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“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
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A sweet Story
1 Larkay ne marne k 3
mint pehle 2 Msg kiye.
1 Girlfrnd Ko.
2 Dost ko.
“Me ja raha hun reply Fast”
AUR
1st Girlfrnd Ka aya.
“Tum kahan ja rahe ho,I m busy
baad me mileng”
2nd msg dost ka aya.
“Aby kamine akele kaha ja rha ha
ruk men b ata hon”
Ye Parhkar wo larka muskraya or
bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har
gaya.
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SAD STORI
1 Larki 1 larka 1 Dosry se Boht
Pyar krty thy.
Larka hmesha kehta tha k
“MERA DIL TMARE PAS HE”
OR
Me tmare bina nae reh skata..
1 DIn Larka kehta ha k mere ghr
waly meri shadi kahen or Krny Chahty
hen..
OR me un k against nae ja skta..
Shadi k bd meri wife ki Wja se tmhy
Time nahe dy skta SOrry…
Larki agree ho jati ha.
Nxt day
larky ki kisi Or se shadi ho jati Ha.
Shadi k bd larky k pas 1 gift ata ha.
Jse dekh k larka Boht rota ha.
OR
Behosh ho jata ha…
Gft me 1 kanch ka JAR tha jsme
Larki ka KhOon Bhara Dil rkha tha
OR
1 kagz me likha tha
“ARY PAGAL APNA DIL TO LEty JAO…
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