Funny sms

Miss: Aj tum late kyu Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…

Meri

itni fikar mat kiya karen log shak karte hain…;
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Khubsurat Larki set karne k 4 bahtarin
tarike…

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Shabaash*

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Bhot Aaala

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jeet Gaye Aap*

Mahina Daikh Or Apni
beghairti ki Speed check kar!!

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Duniya me sirf 10% log Aag se hain
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Baki 90% to Mere Style Se hhi
jal jate hain….

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F.M pe abi abi suna hai k Masjidon se

Jootey or Lotey chori karne wala pakrra

gaya hai,

Tm kidr ho?

Taslli k liey 1 misscal do jaldi Sy.

Dil Bhot preshan hy…

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Govt Ne elan kiya hai,

All beautiful Girls & Handsom

Boys Personality Tax”

Diya krey Gy.

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Hosla hosla..!

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Tusi Save O,

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Sayapa te pey gya Menu..!

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Dabby me Dabba,

Dabby main Cake,

wa wa wa wa

Tmatar K Mu waly Koi Msg to

Bhej…

Ab bolo wa wa

(“,) Oy Teri Baisti

<)(/ hogi…

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Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…

wa wa wa

Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
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Kamina Pehchaan Leti he!

Hun kr waa waa!

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Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…

1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.

2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein

3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen

Bas Dish ready hogai

Dish Ka NAME

Langoor k hath mein Angoor…

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Uski Doli Jo Uthi..!

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Ko Laga Donga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi

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Koi Baat Nahi,yar
Dosri Phasa lon ga.

Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai ??

Husband Bivi Se:

Pani Pila Do .

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Bivi :- Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai ??

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Husband (Gussey se):

"Nahi"Gala Check Karna Hai

Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai =P

I Married Their Queen  

Funny quote on a

Married guy T-Shirt

All Women Are

Devils

&

I Married Their Queen;-P...

Larai Hone Wali hai..

Pappu 2 Juice wala
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Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai..

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Pene Ke Baad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai.
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4-5 Glass peene k baad
Juice Wala bola-
Larai Kb Hogi?
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Pappu:Jab Tu Paise Mange ga

Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ?

Girl (in train) ---► can i sit here ?
Boy ---► its all urs ㅤ

Girl ---► can i take some water ?
Boy ---► my pleasure ㅤ

Girl ---► Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ?
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Boy ---► mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai _______:P

To be happy with a Man,Women

Golden sayings:-

'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

Wedding is the only day

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think “yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha”



Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha




Teacher asks a boy: If there are 5 birds on Fence & you shot 1, How many would be Left...??

Boy: None, As others will Flyaway....

Teacher: Answer is 4, But i like the way u Think..

Boy: I have a Question Mam, If 3 women are eating Ice-cream...

One LICKING..
One BITING..
And one SUCKING...

Which one is MARRIED...???

Teacher Nervously Replied: Well the one sucking the cone....

Boy: No, You are WRONG..
The one with wedding RING on her FINGER...

BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK....



An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.



When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!



Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.




Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaJ nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!


Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho



Life taught me many things,
Some sweet moments some bitter ones,
Some I remember some I forgot,
But what remained always was our precious friendship.



Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
Dost milte nahi bichhud jane ke liye,
Dosti karne se khus rahoge itna,
Ki waqt milega nahi aasun bahane ke liye.



Birth is first of life,
Beauty is art of life,
Love is part of life,
Death is last of life,
But friendship is heart of life.



Yeh duriya ajib si lagti hai,
Aap se baten hui muddat si lagti hai,
Jab bhi sochte hai zindagi ki bare mein,
To aapki dosti ek Zarurat se lagti hai.



I don’t want a friend like u 4 a SECOND,
Not for a MINUTE, not even for an HOUR,
Neither 4 a DAY nor for a NIGHT,
But I want a friend like u 4 a LIFETIME…