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Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya
main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya,
aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi
woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya,
bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya
mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya,
chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi
woh bhi muj se apna hath chudana bhool gaya,
khat likha hai par khat ke koney par
woh apni ankh ka ansoo mitana bhool gaya
rooth ke dono aik jaga baithey rahey
main usko woh mujko manana bhool gaya

exams sms

exams sms

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?




A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D

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Relations are not examination to "pass" or "Fail" not to compitation to "win" or "Lose" its feelings in wich you carefor some one more than yourself.

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
.
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
.
Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
.
3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
.
5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
.
New pattern Farwad to all teachers.

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"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??

Here Are Some TIPS :

> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O

And

Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)

So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P

Think Different !!

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Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain

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Boys try their best to pass the exams.

But most of the time their efforts ruined

Because of girls.

Girls work hard to spoil the boys

So they can not pass even this year.

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What Is The Height Of Honesty?

Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…

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Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
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.
.
.
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Dua hai FACE�BOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye

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Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!