Double Meanings sms

‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ’


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‘BHARWA
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BHARWA

BHARWA

BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ’

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‘Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen

Ki

Bhains Ka …=P;-):-P’

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‘SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??

1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ’

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GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo,
main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P

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KHABAR

2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH

3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye

PAIR

4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF

5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!’

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’1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..’

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‘What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE’

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Shanakhti Card

Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..

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.socho kya?

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Ghalat mat samjho yaar

Shanaakhti card ki.

Dirty Mind!

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho sochte raho

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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!

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“Dirty Mind”

Neeche poocha tha

Andar nahi.

Thanks to Wapda

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

Gol Gappay

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

Lal Baig

Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,

Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay

Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey

To
Samajh jana ye

Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..

Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho

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Ghussa nahi krna

mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho

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P=pyare

A=ache

G=Great

A=anmol

L=lovley

kaha tha na PAGAL ho.